Heaven or Hell
Xena spends a lot of time on a table next to my computer. I’ve even changed the way I block out light coming in from the window using a blackout shade so I can raise it and she can look out at the activity next door.
She also likes to walk across the laptop on my desk. Since I leave my e-mail program running, sometimes while walking across the keyboard, she opens e-mails.
The other day she opened a pornographic e-mail and then walked across the remote for my TV, which changed the channel to a religious station. I didn’t notice the TV change because I was laughing too much from the porno e-mail she had opened. Mary came in, notice what was on TV and asked why I was watching a religious program. We both had a laugh when I described how Xena first opened a porno e-mail and then changed the TV to religion. I guess Xena can’t decide if she wants to go to heaven or hell. Or maybe she’s just looking for the dog biscuits I have hidden on the other side of the room. Dog biscuits trump sex and religion every time for a smart puppy.