A true story
When my wife Mary went in for her ankle surgery, we were discussing
puppies with one of the nurses. She told us about this really dumb couple
who lived on her street that owned two dogs. The husband's name is Bob.
One of the dogs is named Bob and the other Bobby. When the wife wants
something she calls Bob and all three come running. When asked why they
chose those names, they said that they thought dogs should be named after